Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.
Galadriel (Cate Blanchett)
The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
Why? Why would he do that? Well, because he’s s lummox, isn’t he? Well, we shall have a magnificent garden party and he’s not invited.
Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp)
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007)
“He’s too young and he’s too immature. She’s a golddigger.”
“There’s little or no gold to be dug. He’s plenty old and people don’t mature anymore. They stay the same jackasses their whole lives.”
Grandmother & Grandfather (Reba McKinney & Bill Erwin)
She’s Having A Baby (1988)
Dramatic irony…it’ll f*%k ya every time.
Professor Jules Hilbert (Dustin Hoffman)
Stranger Than Fiction (2006)
Dear God Whose Name I Do Not Know, thank you for my life. I forgot…how…big…
Joe Banks (Tom Hanks)
Joe Vs. The Volcano (1990)
Clothes make the man. I believe that. You say to me you want to go shopping, you want to buy clothes, but you don’t know what kind. You leave that hanging in the air, like I’m going to fill in the blank, that to me is like asking me who you are, and I don’t know who you are, I don’t want to know. It’s taken me my whole life to find out who I am, and I’m tired now, you hear what I’m saying?
Marshall (Ossie Davis)
Joe Vs. the Volcano (1990)
I’ll take a hardware store over a gun any day. Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart.
Michael Westen (Jeffrey Donovan)
Burn Notice “Pilot” (2007)