Hellooooo, Divorced, Broke, and Sloppy.
Oscar Madison (Walter Matthau)
The Odd Couple (1968)
OK, but I still have 98 monkeys to go.
Kronk (Patrick Warburton)
The Emperor’s New Groove (2000)
In my family, there was no clear line between fly-fishing and religion.
Norman Maclean (Craig Sheffer)
A River Runs Through It (1992)
I’m losing my sole.
Joe Banks (Tom Hanks)
Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)
You made me smash my Lifesavers!
Judge Maxwell (Liam Dunn)
What’s Up, Doc? (1972)
No, I think the house is empty. I can’t invite you in because I’m married. Because I know who I am.
Rose Castorini (Olympia Dukakis)
I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.
Emily (Emily Blunt)
The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Renault: I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here.
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Renault: Oh, thank you very much.
Humphrey Bogart & Claude Rains
I stand here before you now truthfully unafraid. Why? Because I believe something you do not? No. I stand here without fear because I remember. I remember that I am here not because of the path that lies before me, but because of the path that lies behind me. I remember that for 100 years we have fought these machines. I remember that for 100 years they have sent their armies to destroy us. And after a century of war I remember that which matters most – we are still here! Tonight… let us make them remember – this is Zion, and we are not afraid!
Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne)
Matrix Revolutions (2003)
“We’re well acquainted with the facts of life.”
“So are the men, major. I’m simply trying to avoid an exchange of information.”
Maj. Edna Heywood RN (Virginia Gregg) & Lt. Cmdr. Matt Sherman (Cary Grant)
Operation Petticoat (1959)